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Is it the Half-Time Show or the Has Been Show?

Bless Her Heart…

I just watched the Super Bowl Half-Time Show.

super bowl

Grandma is that you?


I’m getting older. Sometimes I miss being young, but I am not about to put on my 80′s mini (even though I could) and strut it out at the bars like I was 20 again. Yikes. Madonna, please…you can keep going, just do it with a little grace and style. Don’t worry. Lady Gaga has you covered!

Please let me remember the good times!


Getting older only sucks if you can’t embrace who you are now and not who you were!


PLEASE GIVE US SOME CURRENT TALENT NEXT YEAR!!!

On a Personal Note….

On a Completely Personal Note…

It has been mentioned that my last couple of posts were…a little boring.

Well, I don’t disagree with that statement. In fact I really think I write this little blog for myself and no one reads it but me. So, if you do indeed read this and not just comment for the backlink to your own website, thank you and accept my sincere apologies for the lack of wit and sarcasm I have failed to display in the last few posts.

When life gives you shit

When life gives you - - - -


Happiness and sarcasm need each other.

I’m not trying to give excuses here, but apparently sarcasm needs happiness to thrive. I know, it was a shock to me too!

The last couple of weeks have been what I like to call the “Cornucopia of Shit”. (Usually I would s–t, but the effect just wouldn’t be the same in this case.) I would rather not go into the details of the Shit of Plenty that has been happening, but needless to say, it has effected my desire to write, my outstanding wit and incomparable sarcasm in writing about my favorite shows and what is happening in the world of entertainment.

Don’t misunderstand my rant.

Don’t misunderstand my little rant here, I am not a professional and do not claim to be. I am utterly grateful for all I have and the way in which every and all situations are playing out. That being said, GIVE ME A BREAK! Whew! It was good to get that out. Yesterday was yesterday and today is today. Each new day has the potential to bring with it good and bad.

So my friends, if you really are reading this little blog of mine again, I am sorry for the mediocre-ness (I know this isn’t a word, but now it is!) of the last few posts. I will reach down inside and pull out the sarcastic, witty, sometimes inappropriate and always humble person I am and treat my little baby blog with the respect she deserves. It was good to get that out. Thanks for listening.

As always…
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Sons of Anarchy Finale

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Sons of Anarchy

Sons of Anarchy finished the season with action, surprises and a “what happens now ending”.


Let’s talk about the surprises first. The Glindo cartel are CIA? Never saw that one coming. So, it is in our country’s best interest to control who brings the drugs in? Okay. The unraveling of RICO was fun to see and

Sons of Anarchy creepy dude Lincoln Potter

One creepy dude!

Mr. Potter was as calm and creepy as ever, which made the court revel about who was backing Hale oh so much fun. Best line…“I really don’t like people very much”. Really? Would have never known.
Sons of Anarchy Clay and Jax no nore

Don't call me your son!


Yes, SAMCRO is beholding to the CIA-Cartel party, and the Irish only trust Clay. That’s funny right there. Everyone is still in Charming, except for Lincoln Potter, (or will he be back?). Tara is standing by her man. Clay is still alive but his position is yet to be determined. Tigg has lost his chair.
Sons of Anarchy Opie is out for revenge

Opie is out for revenge

Opie was a no show, but he will be there. He works in his own time. Then there is Gemma. She is not about to lose her power. Is that where Wendy comes in? We shall see.

Sons lost and missing.

Sons of Anarchy Piney Winston

We will miss you Piney

Piney we will miss you, you cantankerous old bastard.
You were the last of the “good ones”.

Otto, I know you were played, but… after everything and I do me EVERYTHING you went through, turning just seemed wrong.

Sons of Anarchy Bobby Elvis

Otto say it isn't so!

Bobby…I know you won’t stay in jail. You can’t stay in jail. We need you man. I think of Bobby as the morale compass (what little there is) of the MC now that Piney is gone.

What’s in store for Sons next Season?

My husband said, it’s like his best friend moved away. We have to wait until Sept. 2012 to see how it will all play out from here. SAMCRO is now at war with the Niners. Are we friends with the CIA or just pawns? I know the Irish only trust Clay, but do we trust the Irish?

Sons of Anarchy Past and Present

Stand by your Man!

Then there is Jax. He won’t let the club die, so leaving Charming is out. He can’t kill Clay if the Irish won’t trust him and who are his friends now? Will the club back him without the whole truth? Jax grew up last night, that is what I know for sure.

Gotta love this show. Gotta be patient for September 2012. Gotta love this life!

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Sons of Anarchy, returns for season 5 September 2012 on FX